March 2012
138 posts
“We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. We have lingered long enough...”
– Carl Sagan, Cosmos (1980)
February 2012
68 posts
“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
“Because when we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a...”
– Jay Smooth, founder of New York City’s longest-running hip hop radio program, WBAI’s Underground Railroad and video blogger.
“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West, in XXL’s cover story
“Let’s just call Valentine’s Day what it is - a flowers for blowjobs exchange...”
– Bill Maher
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